"My dad says there's no such thing as vampires."
"Uh huh, there is too such thing as vampires. My mamma said one bit her neck in college."
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I had a friend in college who dated a closeted, vintage clothing aficionado, "Wiccan priest." I put the priest part in parenthesis, because he told a story of making a "safe journey" potion for a friend. One of the ingredients was the blood of his friend's spirit animal. When discovering that said spirit animal was in fact a bald eagle, and that obtaining it's blood would be nearly impossible and highly illegal, he substituted it for the next closest thing: cherry Kool-Aid. Yeah, hope that turned out well for ya. I'm sure the great Wiccan god of travel accepted it and all went well.
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